candyredterezii:

vulpixfox1314:

candyredterezii:

vulpixfox1314:

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

please don’t stick a tree up your ass

IM GOING TO SHOVE A TREE UP MY ASS

Please dont shove it up. Cant you just plant a tree up there?

I AM GOING TO PLANT A TREE UP MY ASS

(via officialblueshell)

 60151
22 Apr 14 at 10 pm

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

(via officialblueshell)

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

(via pizza)

amerlcanapparel:

thedorkiestviking:

amerlcanapparel:

when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”

actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of

dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….

(via sassygayclarinetist)

 13309
22 Apr 14 at 10 pm

(Source: vinebox, via k1mkardashian)

 6003
22 Apr 14 at 10 pm

dashdrive:

do i win this transformation tuesday thing

(via jerkidiot)

 378295
22 Apr 14 at 10 pm

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

(via pizza)

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

hugcartel:

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

that’s a crab.